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Have you heard of any “alternative” Christmas jokes for crackers? I don’t mean rude ones I mean unusual ones?

Have looked on different sites its either all the same or a bit too rude, looking for something a bit different/unusual. I mean question and answer jokes, not too long as we’re going to make own crackers.

Asked by:gugusha

Do you know any good christmas jokes or riddles?

Please send me your favourite christmas craker jokes.

Asked by:Mand Lea

Just 4 fun, can you write an amusing little CHRISTMAS STORY re: the residents of MAYBERRY?

You need to include at least 5 of these lines. Please be original….not just a “re-do” of one of the shows.
(Lines taken from various episodes:
1. Nip it! Nip it in the bud!
2. It’s been prayin’ on my mind, pa.
3. Be quiet before you get us all stoned to death!
4. He just giggled and jumped away.
5. More power to ya.
6. Rub your nose and give two winks.
7. Say you’ll be mine. Say you’ll be my beloved!
8. If there’s anything that upsets me, it’s having people say I’m sensitive.
9. TA DA!!! I give you science in action.
10. Wretch, wretch! Deceitful wretch!

BONUS: My little line……”You’re a bit folksy and a whole lot PSYCHOTIC….. wanna go out on a date?”
If you wish to answer but cannot right now, plese post your intent. I would **** to close on you….ouch!!

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Are you mad about all the lame Christmas jokes?

I mean the ones about Kwanzaa that demand that we all be politically correct, just because Kwanzaa falls next to Christmas.

I think those are lame.

Asked by:fredsmith2

Any good Christmas jokes?

My dad loves jokes, and it’s the first Christmas I’m spending with him in 5 years, he’s usually out of town then 🙂

I’m excited. Please make a great man happy 🙂

thanks everyone!!

Asked by:Pirate ? Kitten

What the best christmas joke, you know?

Mine Is:-

How can you tell a Liverpool advent calender?
There’s nothing in it and all the windows are boarded up

Asked by:Bobby Orange

Check out my Christmas website?

Hey all, I have a Christmas site where you can track Santa on Christmas Eve, it also has the first and only online yule log, plenty of games and stories, contests and fun. Check it out, tell me what you think. It’s 100% free fun Christmas stuff. I do it cause I absolutely love Christmas!!! Today, Thanksgiving, we’re tracking Santa around the North Pole for his test flight from 11 am to 1 pm. http://blitzensbash.tk Favorite it… Give me some feedback too, thanks,
Neeks

Asked by:Santa C

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