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Are these funny?

More Ways to Confuse Santa Claus
– Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.” Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, “For Santa”

– Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”

– Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

– While he’s in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

– Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa’s sure to see them. Go outside, yell, “Ooh! Look! A deer! And he’s got a red nose!” and fire a gun.

– Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

– Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

– Paint “hoof-prints” all over your face and clothes. While he’s in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you’ve been “trampled.” Threaten to sue.

– Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
i didn’t even write these morons

  • jujjiebooboo1 posted: 02 Nov at 10:05 pm

    way too much time on our hands i see

  • fell4ITlikeanass posted: 02 Nov at 10:47 pm

    there alright…nothing special…to long for my taste.

  • Hawk Nelson posted: 02 Nov at 11:47 pm

    no these are stupid and un-called for. and santa wont show up until your asleep, so none of these would work anyway

  • MONKEY_LOVER_1994 posted: 03 Nov at 12:16 am

    YUP ! LOL

    NOOOOOOOOTTTTTT

  • Sheed posted: 03 Nov at 12:53 am

    I think they are somewhat distasteful as they degrade Santa.
    Seeing as he isn’t a real person, I think you will be OK.

  • Rich Z posted: 03 Nov at 1:08 am

    Not even slightly funny.

  • R B posted: 03 Nov at 1:44 am

    Yeah

  • lyn posted: 03 Nov at 2:17 am

    YOU’VE BEEN BUSY THINKING UP ALL OF THESE NEAT THINGS. THEY’RE GOOD TOO.

  • U DON’T KNOW ME!! posted: 03 Nov at 2:59 am

    Not really. More like corny. But, seeing as how there are a lot of corny ppl in the world…they very well may be a hit!

  • mighty_power7 posted: 03 Nov at 3:02 am

    omg hilarious! i especially liked the last two.

  • soccerchick posted: 03 Nov at 4:01 am

    it would be funnier if Santa were real!!

  • Somebody S posted: 03 Nov at 4:17 am

    I liked the barbed wire one

  • twilite prince posted: 03 Nov at 4:38 am

    Their pretty funny…

  • guudkarma posted: 03 Nov at 5:29 am

    so…you DON’T want Santa to find you???

    I mailed him a map to make sure that he knew where I lived…

    You must have been BAD this year…or if you were good, Santa may change his mind and leave you a lump of coal.

  • Melissssa posted: 03 Nov at 5:51 am

    i thought it was funny

  • WhatSerName’s Dad posted: 03 Nov at 6:45 am

    lol yes very funny

  • snowyday_06 posted: 03 Nov at 7:32 am

    HA HA! LOL! that is funny

  • carla posted: 03 Nov at 7:39 am

    my husband got the ok to hang up a beer can on the tree, but I think I’ll introduce him to the easter bunny idea, he’ll like it!!!!

  • Yahoo!_Addict posted: 03 Nov at 8:03 am

    AHAHAHAHA!!!!
    sooo funny, esp. the barbed wire, the hoof print and the easter egg one, LOL

  • Poe B posted: 03 Nov at 8:49 am

    I thought the jokes had a good starts but were too long to be funny.

  • Net Traveller posted: 03 Nov at 9:19 am

    Yes most of these are pretty funny.

  • Olga B posted: 03 Nov at 9:23 am

    yupp, those are funny,
    my favorites were the last two, and the first two, those made me laugh big tme,
    well thnx 🙂

  • Kocaine posted: 03 Nov at 9:47 am

    lol!!! I GOT TRAMPLED!!!! HALARIOUS!!! ALSO THE EASTER BUNNY TURF!!!

  • Zink posted: 03 Nov at 9:51 am

    Yes ma,me they are funny!

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