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Do you think this is funny? I laughed my butt off!?

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. “You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”
And Paddy (for it was he) replied “Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened.”
“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, ” but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”
And Paddy began – “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair just the same…”
Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please… do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”

  • I’m That Chic For Ya… Man posted: 05 Nov at 10:06 pm

    Pretty funny, lol- good one…

  • Nell Nell posted: 05 Nov at 11:06 pm

    Yes thats a good one I laughed my butt off too

  • lilliana posted: 05 Nov at 11:09 pm

    omg this is hilarious

  • shebunkin posted: 06 Nov at 12:00 am

    i read the whole thing and I got to the end i was like what?? I read it again and my mouth dropped because I couldn’t beleive I didn’t get it the first time LOL

  • yasmin k posted: 06 Nov at 12:42 am

    haha.. i got it.. the answer is the husband… right

  • looking4answer posted: 06 Nov at 1:42 am

    ahaha!my my priceless!

  • manga_eyes posted: 06 Nov at 2:07 am

    Too dang funny!

  • rockurworld posted: 06 Nov at 2:55 am

    lol…I like that…it was a good one.

  • Tonya posted: 06 Nov at 3:50 am

    it was too predictable. you knew what was going to happen halfway through it.-and it generally isn’t hard to make me laugh

  • coolboy posted: 06 Nov at 4:13 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • crazy in Texas posted: 06 Nov at 4:19 am

    o.k. that one was funny !

  • jam posted: 06 Nov at 4:33 am

    hahaha…

  • twix posted: 06 Nov at 4:36 am

    nice

  • turquoise posted: 06 Nov at 5:28 am

    Haha good one!

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