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Really Funny Jokes XD?

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”

“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”

His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

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What a woman says…

This place is a mess! C’mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You’ll have no clothes to wear if we
don’t do laundry right now!

What a man hears…

blah blah blah blah blah C’MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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Star? =]
Might post more if people like.

  • Sophia solves all your problems posted: 06 Nov at 9:34 pm

    haaa there deadly jokes !!!

  • Janey Lyn posted: 06 Nov at 10:16 pm

    hahahahah! funny one there! and blah blah blah is so true! 😉

  • Ruba posted: 06 Nov at 10:28 pm

    lool nice jokes

  • Don Jose posted: 06 Nov at 10:43 pm

    .Ha Ha Ha Very funny.

  • Ranger ?. posted: 06 Nov at 11:09 pm

    I lovee that first one. 🙂

  • hiloboy posted: 06 Nov at 11:51 pm

    having good lol keepem coming

  • Bhaavya Anand posted: 07 Nov at 12:06 am

    i’m surely gonna post dis to some…..these are koool!

  • Raymond posted: 07 Nov at 12:10 am

    lol nice great terrific!

  • Natin90s posted: 07 Nov at 1:08 am

    Lucky guy.

  • Shaggy rockz!! posted: 07 Nov at 2:05 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA These r really funny

    Star for u!

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